Sun Tzu's Art of War
I've learnt that the easiest way to survive a civil war is to keep your head low, listen with a sympathetic smile but pledge allegiance to none, stay away from populous areas, keep your hands busy (even if it means picking earwax) and don't look too eager to show off your athletic talents at the first blast of ammunition.
After all, I'm just a small shrimp whose greatest ambition in life is to be the tastiest keropok in Kuantan. Muahaha~
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