A day in the life of a fixture at RM 2.04
Hi, the day begins at 10am.
Fixture tries hard to interpret the mess of papers before her/it.
Fixture feeds thrice a day.
Fixture takes secret pleasure in visiting her/its favourite toilet seat 10 times a time to unload 2 litres of waste liquid.
Thereafter, fixture finds excuses to visit the toilet seat. Can't live without the toilet. Even the toilet rolls (without black fine print and diagrams) are cute.
Fixture thinks she/it is growing into a mushroom.
Fixture waves goodbye at 9pm.
Fixture goes into hibernate mode shortly after midnight and dreams of animated monopoly graphs, the AIDA model, crap cashflow and Robert House's Path-Goal theory.
Fixture apparently does not sleep well.
8am sharp tomorrow and sunday too.
Fixture operates 7 days a week.
Signed,
Fixture Pathetician
Resident of RM 2.04
posted by Michelle at
11:36 PM
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