Sashaying on the catwalk of life
Girls from the dynasty days are tailored to the word "petitie". Who say we can't stop natural growth? Mummified that pair of swanky feet, lo and behold u get 3" footsies for LIFE. How good can things get, ya? Aspiring to be zhu ying tai II or hold a reeeal penchant for books? Stash the expensive bamboo scripts on ur pretty li' head. Your handbags are too delicate to hold anything of weight and no, we don't make bookbags for ladies. But fear not, my lady. Prolonged carrying of books on ur head will enhance ur balancing act on ur 3" little feet and squash some air out of the featherbrain. What an ingenious idea, don't u agree? And it doesn't cost a cent. Wow...
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