Savannah Says | The Fat Girl's Guide to Finding Love | From the Advice Archives
Savannah Says | The Fat Girl's Guide to Finding Love | From the Advice Archives
Savannah beat me to this. Innovative alternatives to losing 20kg:
1. Migrate to places where women with a generous figure are worshipped. Some recommended destinations are eastern Europe and Mexico.
2. Move to places where women are a scarcity. Think Alaska, Antartica.
3. Convert to a culture where every woman is respectably robed and veiled. This can prevent prospective grooms from spotting the conspicuous layers of soft, finger-licking fats spilling over your skirt waistband.
My conclusion:
If I have the bucks to spare on citizenship registration, logistics, language classes (of my destinated country), bribes for the unfortunate matchmaker, I can very well enroll in a slimming programme without changing my geographical locality. And thus increasing my market appeal to the global majority (excluding eastern Europe and Mexico).
posted by Michelle at
12:50 AM
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